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TwoBadCatsInATinyApartment
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Name: Othello & Macbeth
Gender: Male
Interests: catnip, clawing things, drinking out of the toilet, marching on pillows, being scratched, meowing obnoxiously,
Expertise: being annoying, eating, making poop, waking up mom and dad,
Occupation: overseeing the household
Industry: military
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/29/2007
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| Last night (well, about 45 minutes ago, according to the alarm clock by their bed), Mommy was dozing in bed. I went up and started purring, so she scratched me behind the ears just a bit. Yay! That was my cue to turn into terrorizing cat from HELLLL!!!!! I meowed and cried and pleaded and whined and rubbed my face on her hands as she slept. Then I started marching in her hair and rubbed my head on her ponytail....anything to get attention! Alas, it failed, and I found myself booted from the bed. Meanwhile, Macbeth slept on, peacefully, on Daddy's tummy. He's Daddy's favorite; I know it. And for some inexplicable reason, I'm Mommy's.
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| I hate my mommy.
But I love her, because she makes me look sooo purdy, cuddled up all warm in the new comforter:
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| Mom just picked us up and gave us both kitten kisses. Blech.
Here's why.
Y'know, we could've been as good as he was if we wanted. We just don't want to.
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| We like it. We're still getting used to it, but we like it.
Also, Mommy tagged us for this list thing, so we'll each do our own...
Mine:
1)I have the softest belly *ever*. And I like to show it off, so I often sleep on my back with my big ol' belly in the air, just waiting to be petted.
2)I hate when Mommy takes the gooey stuff, and forces my jaw open, and puts the gooey stuff in my mouth. They say it tastes like tuna, and they say it'll get rid of my hairballs, but they're *liars*!
3)I love eating shoelaces because they remind me of grass.
4)I get really scared when we leave the house, and sometimes that makes me pee. So when we drive somewhere, Mommy puts me, inside my carrier, inside a trash bag. I'm gross.
5)My favorite spot is an open window...I don't go outside, so I love pressing against the screen!
6)I used to hide under the bed when I was scared, but now I just like to nap there because Mommy and Daddy usually leave me alone.
7)Mommy calls me "Bum Bump". I don't know why.
Now my turn!:
1)My most favorite toy in the world is a green sock-shaped stuffed toy. I carry it everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
2)I have bad breath, so I get feline Greenies--my favorite snack!
3)When Mommy or Daddy naps on the couch, I like to jump up and down on them! It makes them yell, which is fun.
4)I like to nap on top of the coffee table. It doesn't *look* comfy, but it's right under the ceiling fan, and in the middle of everything 
5)I like to try and knock the kitty food bag out of Mommy's hand when she feeds me. Because if she spills it, I get more!
6)I try to hide in the kitchen cabinets, but Mommy doesn't like that at all.
7)I usually try to be very gentle with my claws, even though I have all of them. I almost always use the scratching pad, but sometimes I'm bad and use a doorframe. Tat makes Mommy and Daddy yell.
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We're not too sure about this...
This smells funny.
We're ungrateful little beasties!
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